why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the…
You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.
it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
iM NOT IN THIS FANDOM BUT fUCK THE AUDIO THE AUDIO
I will never fucking get over this audio post
*giggles like a dumbfuck*
ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE GIF????????
I HAVE THIS ON REPEAT ON ITUNES RN
god i can just imagine jensen or misha finding this and giving jared a ton of shit omfg
i actually bought this song